Ugg in the club.

20, Arizonian, middle child, opportunist, driven, reserved, sometimes philosophical but 9/10 times not, & ready to see what I have to offer the world.

  • Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

    (Source: hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on, via rewind-mylife)

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  • (Source: manicurs, via internetdouchebag)

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    • Bae: Come over
    • Me: I'm in me mum's car
    • Bae: My parents aren't home
    • Me: Broom Broom
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    • Cashier: That'll be $17.67
    • Me: *hands over $20*
    • Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
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  • (Source: unclefather)

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  • jackanthonyfernandez:

    Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

    Okay drag, Nicki

    (Source: , via thegreatgoldenbaby)

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  • the-brawl-girl:

    …This is from no other than Gameinformer.

    (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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  • cradily:

    slutcentre:

    did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

    sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..

    (via jqmie)

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  • unclefather:

    guitaristlink:

    Come here, naughty girl

    what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

    (via dad-jokester)

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